Rin in Dimentioland 3

The four kids walked around lost as ever.  Dimentio just left them to find base camp on their own!  They pretty much figured they'd never find it when Rin suddenly piped up.

"I smell smoke."  She said

"Me too!" said Kate.

"Thats probably base camp."  Said Ryan.

"I don't smell anything."  Said the red haired boy, who still refused to give his name.

"Look!" Said Rin ignoring him.  She pointed to a few columns of smoke rising to the sky.  "Thats either base camp or a forest fire."

So our friends headed toward the smoke and sure enough they found hundreds of tents set up!  The smoke was comming from different fires.  The strangest of creatures were in this camp.  Blue skinned people with red eyes.  And also pale skinned people, with two hair and eye colors each.  These people could also fly!  There were also a few strange and unameable creatures roaming about.

"AH!"  Shouted one of the pale ones.  "These MUST be the children Dimentio was talking about.  You MUST be famished!  Come come now to the mess hall.  You can meet our general there as well." And he guided them to a green tent.

"What a fruitcake."  Said the red haired boy.

"No we aren't serving fruitcake."  Said the man leading them.  This made our friends snicker.  

The mess hall inside the tent was huge.  At the center was a fire pit where a gigantic muscular red bearded man was poking at an enormous roasting pig with a large two pronged fork.  Though he had no hair up top he was quite intimidating.  Rin recognized him immediately.

"Oh general O'chuuuuuunks!"  Said the man a little TOO cheerfully.

"Aye?" Said O'chunks rolling his eyes and looking over at the man and our friends.  The kids took a step back.

"These are the ones Dimentio was talking about!  The ones from the prophecy! Oh isn't it just EXCITING?"

Our friends took two more steps back away from this overexcited type.

"Theh prophecy?"  Said O'chunks looking confused.  "Theh prophecy be callin' fer four 'alfgods!  These jest be kids!"  He stood up, as if he weren't big enough sitting down. "Lemmie take a look ere."  He came over to our friends towering over them.  "cmon now sit."  He said pushing them down easily,  But they didnt know they were in front of one of the tables so they landed on a bench.  "So where yeh kids be from?"  He asked carving up the pork while the fruitcake man served it out to our friends.

"W-were all from America." Said Rin.

"America?!"  Shouted O'chunks making our friends jump.  "Why tha's in theh third dimention!  So tha' means yer human!"  He slapped the red haired boy on the back laughing which made the boy land face first on the ground. "I'm human too! I 'avn't seen another human is say....ten years!  I come from Scotland."  He seemed pretty excited about meeting other humans beside himself.

"No no no!  Not huuuuman general haaaaaaaaalfgods." said the fruity man

"Daniel" Said O'chunks as calm as could be.

"Yes siiiiir?'

"Leave..."

"...ok!" And he started to walk out.

"Fruitcake.." Mumbled O'chunks.

"I keep telling you people we don't serve fruitcake!"  And with that he left.

O'chunks facepalmed and shook his head.  "Daniel is  jest....ugh so anyway."  he sits on the other side of the table with his plate piled high.  "So yeh four really halfgods?"

"Not that were aware of."  Said Ryan  "One minuet were all at school and then the next minuet were whisked away to this...place."

"CHUUUUNKYYYY!"  This ear splitting scream pierced through the tent.  In came running a very young looking green skinned green haired girl.  She was crying.

"Wha' is it now Mimi?"

"*sniff* Daniel said you're not letting me into battle!  Is it true?!  IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR I WANNA HELP THE COUNT TOO!"

"MIMI!"  O'chunks' voice was very powerful and shut mimi up right away.  "It's tha' attitude tha's keepin ya out of tha battle!  Yeh continue actin' like a baby i'm gonna treat ya like one!  Now ya think ya can get all the troops ready for trainin?"

"Y-yea." Said mimi pouting.  Then she marched out of the room and mumbled "big dummy."

O'chunks growled and rubbed his head

"This is not mah deh.  I'm sory yeh kids had teh see tha' "

"No worrys dude!" Said Rin.  "I have younger cousins and they act like that too."

"Yea!" Said Kate.  "Just relax a minute.  When's the last time you had sleep?"

"Sleep?"  O'chunks shook his head  "Aint slept in so long.  Fergot bout it i guess."

"That's unhealthy."  Said Ryan.

"I think that little brat broke my eardrum."  Said the red haired boy.

"Ah good you're all here."  Said Dimentio hovering in.  "I request you all begin training immediately."

"Training?!  Look here!"  Said the red headed boy  "I DEMAND you take me home RIGHT NOW!  I'm sick of all this halfgod bull****!"

Dimentio smiled.  "Ok prove me wrong."  And Dimentio pushed the boy into the firepit!!!!

"ARE YEH MAD MAN?!"  Cried out O'chunks.  But Dimentio merely held up his finger.

"Yes.  I'm mad.  But wait just a moment!"

And the red haired boy just simply stood up unharmed!!

"W-what?!"  Said the red haired boy confused.

"So this means...." Said Rin.   She held up her hand and concentrated.  Little sparks danced around her fingers.

Kate  concentrated on a glass of water and it turned to ice.

"This is PREPOSTEROUS!"  Shouted Ryan stomping his foot!  And when he did the very earth around him shook and the fire pit and the pig sunk into the ground.

"AWWWW me roast!"  Whined O'chunks.

"See children?  I'm never wrong." Said Dimentio.  "We must start training right away.  Were saving Blumiere at dawn!"